Mickey Mouse Yes, sir. Janitors today, Musketeers tomorrow.
Played by Wayne Allwine 
Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004) · 19 quotes
Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004) · 19 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004): in 8 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Donald Duck (4), Goofy (2)
Look at 'em, fellas. That's gonna be us out there someday. I just know it.
More lines from Mickey Mouse
3 quotes Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse And I may be small, Pete, but I've got my friends that make me 10 feet tall.
Mickey Mouse Once upon a time, in a cabin in the snow, two cousins who didn't trust each other were trying to steal the bag of money sitting on the floor in front of me. So neither one of them went to sleep because neither one of them could be trusted. The end!
Scenes with Mickey Mouse
4 scenes
Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...
Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.
Well, what'd you mean?
Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...[imitating Donald, both laughing]
Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
Our love is, forbidden?
Bingo.
A forbidden love. How romantic.
Mickey Mouse Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?
Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail falls out]
Mickey Mouse Donald, I can't understand a word you said.
No!
Mickey Mouse [after being carried by Donald]
Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?
Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse Captain Pete is the bad guy?[copies Donald's line]
Huh? What? [Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]:
Mickey Mouse Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
Exactly.
Mickey Mouse But, he made us musketeers.
It was all a lie.
Mickey Mouse Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
You said it![Rips uniform off]
It's every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
Mickey Mouse Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald.
[Donald looks at him sadly]
Mickey Mouse Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends.[Both look at each other]
[Runs away]
Mickey Mouse [run continues]
Donald!.
Mickey Mouse [Pluto whines]
Donald.
Pete
So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I just Can't Wait To Be King!
Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. [Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]
And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.
Mickey Mouse Look at 'em, fellas. That's gonna be us out someday. I just know it.
I can't wait.
Yeah. Me, too.
Mickey Mouse Donald, stop! Donald, are you nuts? What's going on?
Pete is going to kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So, the point is, he's going to kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail droops.]
Mickey Mouse Donald, I can't understand a word you say.
No!
Mickey Mouse [after being carried by Donald]
Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?
Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Mickey Mouse [shocked]
Captain Pete is the bad guy? [jumps out of Donald's grip]
Huh? What?
Mickey Mouse Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
Exactly!
Mickey Mouse But he-- He made us Musketeers.
It was all a lie!
Mickey Mouse A lie? Well, lie or no lie, Musketeers don't run from danger! And as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we!
You said it! [rips uniform off] It's every duck for himself!
Mickey Mouse Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the Princess?
I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Mickey Mouse Hiding? Well, tonight, you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald. [Donald looks at him sadly] Come on. I'll be right beside you, because we're friends. [Both look at each other]
Mickey Mouse [run continues]
Donald! [sadly] Donald. [Pluto whimpering from carrying Mickey's hat] Thanks, boy. [put his hat back on. Pluto starts sniffing and growling] What is it? What is it, boy?
[Suddenly, Captain Pete is laughing by his shadows. He walks to Find Mickey] Peg Leg Pete; Well, well, well. If it ain't the one musketeer.
Mickey Mouse Captain Pete, by the power vested in me as a musketeer, I arrest you, mister!
Peg Leg Pete
[laughs]
That's a good one! [continues laughs] Well, how about this? By the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!
Peg Leg Pete
[Mickey gasps, unsheathing his sword, but Pete is faster and knocks him unconscious. Later, two crabs appears, Pete was riding his France car to Mont-St. Michel] [to Mickey Mouse in a cage, mockingly singing "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"]
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be! [Mickey angrily stares at Pete, who laughs and carries him to the dungeon while singing and walking to the entrance; drops Mickey into the dungeon] Oopsie.
Mickey Ouch.
Peg Leg Pete
[mockingly]
I am such a butterfingers. [laughs, climbs into the dungeon, and grabs Mickey]
Mickey Mouse Ah! Hey! Put me down! Don't make me have to whoop you!
Peg Leg Pete
[starts chaining Mickey to the wall]
Okay, okay, fine. Just hold still, ya runt!
Mickey Mouse Ah!
Peg Leg Pete
[laughs evilly]
Well, Mickey, it looks like this is the end of the line. [laughs]
Mickey Mouse Think so? My pals will be right behind us!
Peg Leg Pete
Oh, sure. Uh-huh. The duck dumped you. Remember?
Mickey Mouse Well, Goofy then!
Peg Leg Pete
The Goof? He's getting fitted for a halo.
Mickey Mouse [shocked]
No. No. No.
Peg Leg Pete
Yes! Yes, yes! [grabs Mickey] Face it, Mickey, it's all for one, and you...are on...your own! [drops Mickey onto the floor] Enjoy your brief stay here at the Mont Saint-Michel. You know, they say the tide comes in faster than horses! [Pete puts out a candle, darkening the dungeon] So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called, I Just Can't Wait to Be King! [closes dungeon door, leaving Mickey alone in the dark dungeon]
How's this for a coward? [pokes Pete's eyes]
Pete
Ow!
And how's this for a doofus? [rams into Pete's gut]
Pete
Ooh!
Mickey Mouse And I may be small, Pete, but I've got friends that make me 10 feet tall. [he stands on top of Donald who stands on top of Goofy, towering over Pete in triumph]
Pete
[eyes widen in shock]
Aw, nuts.
Mickey Mouse [From Pete's point of view, Mickey swings his fist, and punches Captain Pete. Goofy punches Pete's gut. Donald punches either side of Pete's face. Using his sword, Mickey slices off Pete's peg leg]
Timber!
Pete
[last words]
I hate happy endings. [falls over]
