How's this for a coward? [pokes Pete's eyes]
Pete Ow!
And how's this for a doofus? [rams into Pete's gut]
Pete Ooh!
And I may be small, Pete, but I've got friends that make me 10 feet tall. [he stands on top of Donald who stands on top of Goofy, towering over Pete in triumph]
Pete [eyes widen in shock]
Aw, nuts.
[From Pete's point of view, Mickey swings his fist, and punches Captain Pete. Goofy punches Pete's gut. Donald punches either side of Pete's face. Using his sword, Mickey slices off Pete's peg leg]
Timber!
Pete [last words]
I hate happy endings. [falls over]
Donald, stop! Donald, are you nuts? What's going on?
Pete is going to kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So, the point is, he's going to kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail droops.]
Donald, I can't understand a word you say.
[after being carried by Donald]
Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?
Captain Pete is the bad guy!
[shocked]
Captain Pete is the bad guy? [jumps out of Donald's grip]
Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
But he-- He made us Musketeers.
A lie? Well, lie or no lie, Musketeers don't run from danger! And as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we!
You said it! [rips uniform off] It's every duck for himself!
Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the Princess?
I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Hiding? Well, tonight, you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald. [Donald looks at him sadly] Come on. I'll be right beside you, because we're friends. [Both look at each other]
[sadly]
I just can't. I'm sorry. [runs away]
[run continues]
Donald! [sadly] Donald. [Pluto whimpering from carrying Mickey's hat] Thanks, boy. [put his hat back on. Pluto starts sniffing and growling] What is it? What is it, boy?
[Suddenly, Captain Pete is laughing by his shadows. He walks to Find Mickey] Peg Leg Pete; Well, well, well. If it ain't the one musketeer.
Captain Pete, by the power vested in me as a musketeer, I arrest you, mister!
Peg Leg Pete [laughs]
That's a good one! [continues laughs] Well, how about this? By the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!
Peg Leg Pete [Mickey gasps, unsheathing his sword, but Pete is faster and knocks him unconscious. Later, two crabs appears, Pete was riding his France car to Mont-St. Michel] [to Mickey Mouse in a cage, mockingly singing "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"]
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be! [Mickey angrily stares at Pete, who laughs and carries him to the dungeon while singing and walking to the entrance; drops Mickey into the dungeon] Oopsie.
Peg Leg Pete [mockingly]
I am such a butterfingers. [laughs, climbs into the dungeon, and grabs Mickey]
Ah! Hey! Put me down! Don't make me have to whoop you!
Peg Leg Pete [starts chaining Mickey to the wall]
Okay, okay, fine. Just hold still, ya runt!
Peg Leg Pete [laughs evilly]
Well, Mickey, it looks like this is the end of the line. [laughs]
Think so? My pals will be right behind us!
Peg Leg Pete Oh, sure. Uh-huh. The duck dumped you. Remember?
Peg Leg Pete The Goof? He's getting fitted for a halo.
Peg Leg Pete Yes! Yes, yes! [grabs Mickey] Face it, Mickey, it's all for one, and you...are on...your own! [drops Mickey onto the floor] Enjoy your brief stay here at the Mont Saint-Michel. You know, they say the tide comes in faster than horses! [Pete puts out a candle, darkening the dungeon] So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called, I Just Can't Wait to Be King! [closes dungeon door, leaving Mickey alone in the dark dungeon]
Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...
Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.
Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...[imitating Donald, both laughing]
Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
A forbidden love. How romantic.
Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?
Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail falls out]
Donald, I can't understand a word you said.
[after being carried by Donald]
Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?
Captain Pete is the bad guy!
Captain Pete is the bad guy?[copies Donald's line]
Huh? What? [Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]:
Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
But, he made us musketeers.
Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
You said it![Rips uniform off]
It's every duck for himself!
Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
[sadly]
I, uh, um... I was hiding.
Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald.
DL [Donald looks at him sadly]
Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends.[Both look at each other]
[sadly]
I just can't. I'm sorry.
Pete So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I just Can't Wait To Be King!
Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. [Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]
And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.
