Zohan
I like hair. It's pleasant. It's peaceful. No one gets hurt.
A line from Zohan
I like this, being inside the outside.
More lines from Zohan
5 quotes Zohan
Zohan
It's nice to have a little talk before the Bang-Boom.
Zohan
I just want to make hair silky-smooth.
Zohan
You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.
Zohan
I bang your mother one more time, then we go disco.
Scenes with Zohan
3 scenes
Michael
Whoa, what are you, bionic?
Zohan
No, no, no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways.
Zohan
[to executive]
You like to insult people? [kick-punches him]
Executive
Was that your feet? [gets kicked again]
Zohan
Yes, it was the feet. The feet uppercut!
Buisnessman
Listen, I am really late for a hotel opening downtown, the Wallbridge hotel.
Zohan
I understand sir. I know the neighborhood inside and backwards. We will not let them stop us.
Buisnessman
What?
Zohan
(Whilst screeching the limo round a corner on two wheels)
You want some coffee back there?
