Josh Schrebnick quotes from While We're Young (2015)

Josh Schrebnick

It's like... he once saw a sincere person and he's been imitating him ever since.

Josh Schrebnick

He's not evil. He's just young.

Josh

For the first time in my life I've stopped thinking of myself as a child imitating an adult.

Cornelia

You feel that way too?

Josh

I like our life as it is.

Cornelia

Yeah. I mean if we wanted to take off to Paris tomorrow we could.

Josh

If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.

Cornelia

A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.

Jamie

I really loved your film. That scene with the dogs around the garbage. How did you stage that?

Josh

I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.

Cornelia

I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby. When we first met, you wooed me with romantic e-mails.

Josh

It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.

Dr. Nagato

You have arthritis in your knee.

Josh

Arthritis arthritis?

Dr. Nagato

Yes. I usually just say it once.

Cornelia

My dad likes saying, "The more, the more."

Josh

That's because your dad has everything and then he gets more.

Josh

Let's have kids.

Cornelia

I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.

Josh

Not every time.

Josh

You know, **** you.

Cornelia

**** you. Don't talk to me like that.

Josh

I'm saying "**** you" the way Jamie and Darby say it, where it's not a real "**** you," it's a semi-playful "**** you."

Cornelia

We're not Jamie and Darby. We don't talk to each other that way. If you say "**** you" to me, it feels like a real "**** you."

Josh

It is real.

Cornelia

**** you. And not semi-playfully either.

Josh

**** you. Total, real, cutting-to-the-core, **** you.