Cornelia Schrebnick Josh, you know the world isn't a giant conspiracy against you.
2nd most-quoted character in While We're Young (2015): in 10 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Josh Schrebnick (6)
It's like their apartment is full of everything we once threw out, but it looks so good the way they have it.
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For the first time in my life I've stopped thinking of myself as a child imitating an adult.
Cornelia You feel that way too?
I like our life as it is.
Cornelia Yeah. I mean if we wanted to take off to Paris tomorrow we could.
If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.
Cornelia A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.
Cornelia I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby. When we first met, you wooed me with romantic e-mails.
It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.
Cornelia My dad likes saying, "The more, the more."
That's because your dad has everything and then he gets more.
Cornelia We've got this Ayahuasca ceremony this weekend with Jamie and Darby.
Marina What's an Ayahuasca ceremony?
Cornelia You drink this sludgy liquid and you hallucinate and vomit up your demons.
Marina Okay. Well, we're just having a cookout and maybe playing charades.
Let's have kids.
Cornelia I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.
Not every time.
Tim Why is it that when one person picks up their phone, everybody else has to?
Cornelia I just have a quick thing...
Tim Each of us is so certain that we've got the most important thing to do right now.
Cornelia [still using her phone]
I know, it's so rude.
You know, **** you.
Cornelia **** you. Don't talk to me like that.
I'm saying "**** you" the way Jamie and Darby say it, where it's not a real "**** you," it's a semi-playful "**** you."
Cornelia We're not Jamie and Darby. We don't talk to each other that way. If you say "**** you" to me, it feels like a real "**** you."
It is real.
Cornelia **** you. And not semi-playfully either.
**** you. Total, real, cutting-to-the-core, **** you.
