Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!
Weird Science quotes
Page 5 of 5When will you learn that people will like you for who you are and not for what you can give them?
Where do you want it?
Why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?
Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...
You forgot to hook up the doll.
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
You spit in this?
You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.
You're dead meat, pilgrim.
You're sure you're only fifteen?