Gary That's not a bad idea. Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein...except cuter.
More lines from Gary
15 quotes Gary Gary Let me set it straight: No one is as uptight as you, okay? No one. Even your middle name is tense; Wyatt "Tense-Up" Donnelly.
Gary She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!
Gary Forget it, I'll drive. Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS!
Gary Hey, let's go to another party, man!
Gary I want you to like me for who I am.
Gary Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?
Gary They're gonna shit eggrolls.
Gary Okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
Gary We have to fill this thing up with data. I want her to live, I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
Gary That's Wyatt's brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole.
Gary He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.
Gary Chet?! OH, SHIT!
Gary Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...
Gary Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!
Scenes with Gary
9 scenes
[Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
Gary Should we give her a brain?
Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?
[Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary It's ceremonial.
What are we gonna do with her?
Gary Look, we'll just go with the situation. Okay? And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you. Okay? All right?
I'm just being practical.
Gary I know you are. Okay? And I appreciate it.
But what are we gonna do about this mess?
Gary Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow. Okay?
Okay, but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me.
[they walk out of the room and their nerdy suits suddenly transform into posh suits]
Where are we going, anyway?
Gary I don't know. She said we're gonna go downtown and... [looks at the suits] Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? Is that your stuff? Is this yours?
Oh, shit. Gary, I don't know what's goin'--
Gary Wyatt, what's goin' on here?
I don't know.
Gary What is goin' on here?
Gary, I don't know!
Gary I don't know what's goin' on here!
You look good though! All right?!
Gary Yeah?!
Yeah.
Dino
Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
It's purely sexual.
Dino
No shit.
Gary She's into malakas, Dino!
Dino
[after a brief pause, Dino and his friends laugh]
"She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?!
Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lucy Wallace Oh Gary! Oh my God!
Gary Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
Lucy Wallace You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary I was! I was!
[before the party, Gary, Wyatt, and Lisa wait at the table for the guests]
Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control.
Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over.
I don't have any friends, Lisa.
Gary He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'.
[the three walk up to the door, and Lisa opens it, revealing, to Gary and Wyatt's shock, an entire street full of party guests]
Hi!
Guests HI!!!
One guest
PARTY!
All guests [chant]
Party! Party! Party! Party!
[Gary sheepishly waves hello as Wyatt faints]
Do you think Lisa's having a good time?
Gary Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.
Gary [Gary and Wyatt have a quick chat in the shower]
I could be wrong, but I think these guys are stoked for us, Wyatt.
I got that feelin' myself.
Gary What do we do?
I don't know.
Gary Should we go for it?
What about Lisa?
Gary She did say we should party.
Look, let's get on with these two, score points, and go back to Lisa. This is like a dream come true.
Gary How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with them in case we get to them later?
Sounds good.
Gary Okay, but whatever happens, we've gotta give Lisa a shot. I don't wanna hurt her feelings. Maybe the girls are lookin' for a long lean bone job from me. Ready to party now?
10-4.
Gary Let's break.
