Lisa quotes
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So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.
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If you were a fifteen year old boy, would this turn you on? I think so too.
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If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
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I can get anything I want, and right now I wanna party.
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I can be a real bitch when I don't get what I want.
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Just for that, I should give you a set of elephant balls!
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This isn't bullshit, this is a Persian missle.
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You're sure you're only fifteen?
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Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...
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Do you know how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
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Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!
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If you get the chance, shower with them. I did. It's a mind-scramble!
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You forgot to hook up the doll.
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When will you learn that people will like you for who you are and not for what you can give them?
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Ten minutes into my aerobics routine you passed out; you slept. I did my toes.
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Do you have a bra to match this? Preferably something leather, rubber or barbwire?
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Okay, drop and give me twenty.
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I'm so bloody clever.
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If you don't learn to relax, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're twenty.