Lisa So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?
Played by Kelly LeBrock 
Weird Science (1985) · 72 quotes
Weird Science (1985) · 72 quotes
Most-quoted character in Weird Science (1985): in 26 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Gary (3)
Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.
More lines from Lisa
22 quotes Lisa Lisa If you were a fifteen year old boy, would this turn you on? I think so too.
Lisa If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
Lisa I can get anything I want, and right now I wanna party.
Lisa I can be a real bitch when I don't get what I want.
Lisa Just for that, I should give you a set of elephant balls!
Lisa This isn't bullshit, this is a Persian missle.
Lisa You're sure you're only fifteen?
Lisa Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...
Lisa Do you know how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lisa Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!
Lisa If you get the chance, shower with them. I did. It's a mind-scramble!
Lisa You forgot to hook up the doll.
Lisa When will you learn that people will like you for who you are and not for what you can give them?
Lisa Ten minutes into my aerobics routine you passed out; you slept. I did my toes.
Lisa Do you have a bra to match this? Preferably something leather, rubber or barbwire?
Lisa Okay, drop and give me twenty.
Lisa I'm so bloody clever.
Lisa If you don't learn to relax, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're twenty.
Lisa You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
Lisa If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscramble. Hurts so good.
Lisa [to Wyatt's grandparents after they arrive unannounced]
You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!
Scenes with Lisa
3 scenes
Dino
Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
Lisa It's purely sexual.
Dino
No shit.
She's into malakas, Dino!
Dino
[after a brief pause, Dino and his friends laugh]
"She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?!
Lisa Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lucy Wallace Oh Gary! Oh my God!
Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
Lucy Wallace You told me you were combing your hair!
I was! I was!
[before the party, Gary, Wyatt, and Lisa wait at the table for the guests]
Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control.
Lisa Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over.
I don't have any friends, Lisa.
He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'.
Lisa [the doorbell rings]
You do now.
Lisa [the three walk up to the door, and Lisa opens it, revealing, to Gary and Wyatt's shock, an entire street full of party guests]
Hi!
Guests HI!!!
One guest
PARTY!
All guests [chant]
Party! Party! Party! Party!
[Gary sheepishly waves hello as Wyatt faints]
