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Lisa quotes

So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?

Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.

If you were a fifteen year old boy, would this turn you on? I think so too.

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

I can get anything I want, and right now I wanna party.

I can be a real bitch when I don't get what I want.

Just for that, I should give you a set of elephant balls!

This isn't bullshit, this is a Persian missle.

You're sure you're only fifteen?

Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...

Do you know how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!

If you get the chance, shower with them. I did. It's a mind-scramble!

You forgot to hook up the doll.

When will you learn that people will like you for who you are and not for what you can give them?

Ten minutes into my aerobics routine you passed out; you slept. I did my toes.

Do you have a bra to match this? Preferably something leather, rubber or barbwire?

Okay, drop and give me twenty.

I'm so bloody clever.

If you don't learn to relax, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're twenty.

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