Wyatt That's the truth, baby.
Played by Ilan Mitchell-Smith 
Weird Science (1985) · 72 quotes
Weird Science (1985) · 72 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Weird Science (1985): in 15 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Gary (7), Chet (3)
"Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!
More lines from Wyatt
7 quotes Wyatt Wyatt Well, goddamn!
Wyatt There are motorcycles in my house!
Wyatt We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal.
Wyatt Why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Wyatt Where do you want it?
Wyatt A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!
Scenes with Wyatt
7 scenes Wyatt [Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?
Wyatt [Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
It's ceremonial.
Wyatt What are we gonna do with her?
Look, we'll just go with the situation. Okay? And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you. Okay? All right?
Wyatt I'm just being practical.
I know you are. Okay? And I appreciate it.
Wyatt But what are we gonna do about this mess?
Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow. Okay?
Wyatt Okay, but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me.
Wyatt [they walk out of the room and their nerdy suits suddenly transform into posh suits]
Where are we going, anyway?
I don't know. She said we're gonna go downtown and... [looks at the suits] Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? Is that your stuff? Is this yours?
Wyatt Oh, shit. Gary, I don't know what's goin'--
Wyatt, what's goin' on here?
Wyatt I don't know.
What is goin' on here?
Wyatt Gary, I don't know!
I don't know what's goin' on here!
Wyatt You look good though! All right?!
Yeah?!
Wyatt Yeah.
Wyatt [before the party, Gary, Wyatt, and Lisa wait at the table for the guests]
Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control.
Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over.
Wyatt I don't have any friends, Lisa.
He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'.
[the three walk up to the door, and Lisa opens it, revealing, to Gary and Wyatt's shock, an entire street full of party guests]
Hi!
Guests HI!!!
One guest
PARTY!
All guests [chant]
Party! Party! Party! Party!
[Gary sheepishly waves hello as Wyatt faints]
Wyatt Do you think Lisa's having a good time?
Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.
[Gary and Wyatt have a quick chat in the shower]
I could be wrong, but I think these guys are stoked for us, Wyatt.
Wyatt I got that feelin' myself.
What do we do?
Wyatt I don't know.
Should we go for it?
Wyatt What about Lisa?
She did say we should party.
Wyatt Look, let's get on with these two, score points, and go back to Lisa. This is like a dream come true.
How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with them in case we get to them later?
Wyatt Sounds good.
Okay, but whatever happens, we've gotta give Lisa a shot. I don't wanna hurt her feelings. Maybe the girls are lookin' for a long lean bone job from me. Ready to party now?
Wyatt 10-4.
Let's break.
