“Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A...” – Garth Algar, Wayne's World ... Movie Quotes Database

Garth Algar

Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.

Wayne Campbell

Okay, how about, F: you're a gimp.

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