A scene from UHF 1989
Bob

How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.

George Newman

You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in.

Bob

George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.

George Newman

Hey, Kuni!

Kuni

Hiya, George!

George Newman

Beginner's class today, huh?

Kuni

Yeah! They're so stupid! [A karate student is thrown out the window, it smashes and he falls to the pavement] STUPID!!!

R.J. Fletcher

You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do?! Does this look like a Number 2 pencil?!

Richard Fletcher

No... but... I just thought --

R.J. Fletcher

You thought?! I don't [snaps pencil in two] pay you to think!

Richard Fletcher

But, Dad...

R.J. Fletcher

SHUT UP!

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