“Oh **** me...” – Seth, Superbad ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Superbad 2007

Seth

[Looking at an adult magazine]

Oh **** me...

Evan

Look at those nipples...

Seth

They look like little baby toes.

Evan

It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.

Seth

Y'know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome! I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

In this scene

Seth Jonah Hill More Seth quotes →

Officer Michaels Seth Rogen More Officer Michaels quotes →

Evan Michael Cera More Evan quotes →

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