A character in The Squid and the Whale (2005)

Walt quotes from The Squid and the Whale (2005)

Jesse Eisenberg

3rd most-quoted character in The Squid and the Whale (2005): in 5 of its 20 quotes

Scenes with Walt

5 scenes

Your mum and I, we're going to separate. I've got you Tuesday, Wednesday and every other Thursday.

Walt

And what about the cat?

Shit! The cat!

We didn't discuss the cat.

Walt

It's Welles' masterpiece, really. Many people think it's Citizen Kane, but Magnificent Ambersons, if it hadn't been ruined by the studio, would've been his crowning achievement. As it is, it's still brilliant. It's the old story, genius not being recognized by the industry.

Lance

It sounds great. Who's in it?

Walt

Orson Welles? I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. I've seen stills.

Sophie
[about The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka]

Yeah. I mean, it's gross when he turns into the bug, but I love how matter of fact everything is.

Walt

Yeah, it's very Kafkaesque.

Sophie
[She looks at him oddly and laughs]

'Cause it's written by Franz Kafka.

Walt

Right. I mean, clearly.

[Walt kisses Lili's knee] [lowers her head]

Do you think...

[Walt brings his head up and smacks her in the nose]

Oh shit! ****!

Walt

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

No, it's ok. It's just a bloody nose.

School Therapist

I wonder how you're feeling right now.

Walt

I don't know.

School Therapist

Why don't you tell me about something less uncomfortable, like a nice memory, maybe?

Walt

Isn't that kind of a stock question for a shrink?

School Therapist

Yes. That's more or less how this works.

Walt

I can't think of anything right now

School Therapist

Just think. Come one. Just something. Meet me halfway here.

Walt

Um, alright, let's see. Okay, um, when I was around six my mom and I, she and I ducked out of Julie Glynn's birthday party to watch Robin Hood together on our TV.

School Therapist

That sounds like a nice memory.

Walt

I liked Errol Flynn.

School Therapist

Errol Flynn. That's all?

Walt

And... I was glad she let me leave the party early to watch the movie. She and I loved that movie. It's like... It's like we were pals then. You know, we'd do things together. We'd look at the knight armor at the Met, the scary fish at the natural history museum. I was always afraid of the squid and the whale fighting. I could only look at it with my hands in front of my face. When we'd get home, after my bath, she'd go through all the different things we saw that day at the museum and... And we'd get to the Squid and the Whale and she'd describe it for me which was, maybe, still scary but it was less scary. Anyway, it was fun, it was fun to hear about it.

School Therapist

Did your dad live at home back then?

Walt

Yeah, why?

School Therapist

You didn't mention him. Where was he during all of this?

Walt

He was... I don't know, exactly. He was... He was downstairs, maybe. He didn't ever come to the museum. This was before my brother was born. This was before... It was earlier.

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