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Cartman: [he, Kyle and Stan walk up to Kenny's corpse] I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.
Kyle: Come on, Cartman, it's not your fault.
Cartman: No, I know. I'm just ****in’ stoked I don't have to pay him.
Kyle: [angrily and sarcastically] Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat ****!
[the boys' mothers barge into the ER.]
Sheila: So, boys, you saw that movie again?
Boys: [miserably] Yes.
Sheila: Well, Kyle, I have had it! You are grounded for the next two weeks!
[the boys gasp in horror]
Kyle: [shocked] Grounded?
Sharon: And you, Stan, come on. [Stan exits, and the other two follow]
Liane: And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
Cartman: 'EY, WHY AM I GROUNDED MORE?! THAT'S **** BULLSHIT!
Sheila: W-W-WHAT?! What was that word, young man?!
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