[As a taser cuts off the knob of the door, Sonic flinches, then looks wide-eyed as the door opens, revealing Robotnik] [shocked]
Eggman?
[blows out the taser like a candle, then faces Sonic]
Hello, hedgehog! Did you miss me?
I don't know how you got back, but you made a big mistake coming here.
Au contraire, mon frere. The mistake was thinking that you've won. But that was just a prelude, an hors d'oeuvre, an aperitif, an Amuse-bouche–
[chuckles as he walks forward waving a finger]
I don't think you do, but you're about to, and so will that idiot sheriff and his wife. [Sonic makes a fist with blue energy building up] And your little dog, too!
[Sonic rushes up, and time slows as he prepares to punch Robotnik in the face, but Robotnik himself backs away to reveal Knuckles leaping right at Sonic. Time goes back to normal as he punches him right through a wall, destroying the TV. Sonic lays on the couch dazed, as he looks through the wall to see Knuckles looking right at him]
Pitiful. [walks through the hallways as Sonic gets up]
[sticks his head through the hole]
Where... are my manners? [walks through the hallway and stands right behind Knuckles] Sonic, meet Knuckles. My new BFF-A-E. Best friend forever and ever!
[gets on the floor and gets his bag of rings as he wears it like a strapped backpack]
Look, Robotnik, I don't care who you bring to help you. You're never going to get my power.
Do I look like I need your power?
[Sonic starts glowing blue and rushes at Knuckles, but he hits faster, landing a blow that sends his rival through the wall, outside of the house. Knuckles leaps through the hole, and bashes his fists together, sparking red electricity. Robotnik walks out with the bowl of popcorn Sonic had before]
So nice when diabolical evil lives up to the hype!
Oh, you want it? [wipes dirt off his face; starts glowing blue] Here it comes.
I was expecting more of a challenge. You're unskilled. Untrained. And UNWORTHY!
[Robotnik eats a piece of popcorn]
You forgot one... unstoppable.
[In a post-credits scene, dozens of soldiers scan the area around Eggman's downed robot.] [last lines]
Agent, I want an update.
We're still searching, sir, but we haven't found any sign of Robotnik.
No one could've survived that crash. He's toast. Good riddance. What a mess that lunatic made.
F Faucet
[A masked GUN soldier walks behind the pair, and pulls its mask down, revealing Stone with a scar on his face]
Sir, there’s something else. When we were wiping Robotnik off our database, we found something. A file buried deep in our system and dating back over 50 years.
F Faucet
Coordinates, sir.
F Faucet
[The scene cuts to a lab, where a containment capsule opens, revealing a hedgehog inside it.] [voiceover]
A secret research facility. It was a black site, sir. Someone worked very hard to keep this hidden.
[The hedgehog resembles Sonic, but with its spines curved left to right on its head. Its body is black with red streaks, and a tuft of white fur. The hedgehog also wears red, white and black shoes and white gloves with a red tongue on them. Four gold rings are around the gloves and shoes like cuffs] [voiceover; realizes]
My God... Project Shadow.
[Shadow opens his eyes which ignite with red energy]
[Sonic is washed on the beach, saved by Knuckles]
You saved me.
[sits down, frowning]
Don't talk to me. I'm not in the mood. [Sonic hits him with a sand ball] How dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow?! [Sonic throws another sand ball at him]
[throws a large sand ball that almost buried him completely]
Because you saved me first, which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand. [Sonic shakes sand off of himself as Knuckles prepares to throw another big sand ball.]
It wasn't a tactic. I couldn't just let you die.
Why? [drops the sand ball] I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met.
Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself. It’s about taking responsibility for other people.
Wise words. An ancient Earth proverb?
No, sir, it's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat. Someone who means a lot to me.
[Sonic, an unconscious Tails and a massive amount of snow crash through the ring portal, sending the wedding guests flying]
Is anybody hurt? Sonic! Are you okay?
M Maddie
What happened? Are you hurt?
Okay, good. Because you’re in SO MUCH TROUBLE!
M Maddie
Okay. [to Tom, with her hands out to him] You, calm down. [to Sonic] You, talk.
Okay, quick version. Robotnik is back on Earth, and he's after a magic emerald.
[with an annoyed look, Rachel slaps her hands to her legs]
We need to get it back or the world is doomed. [spots Tails sill lying down and surrounded by snow] Tails! Oh, no, no, no!
M Maddie
Wait. All of this happened since yesterday?
Hey, wait, wait. Who's Tails?
[digs up Tails, who is still unconscious]
Tails, can you hear me?
R Rachel
[shocked]
Oh, Lord, there are two of 'em now.
Okay, okay, lemme think, lemme think. Tails, come on, buddy.
[suddenly, an electric net is shot onto Sonic, knocking him out]
Whoa!
R Rachel
Randall, why do all of your friends have weapons?
You really should have taken me up on that brunch, Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.
It's okay, everyone. We're federal agents. You, too, agent. Go ahead.
R Rachel
[Randall reveals his badge.]
You mean to tell me that this entire wedding was a SETUP?!
R Randall
Rachel, wait a minute.
That's correct, ma'am. Every single aspect of Operation Catfish was a complete fabrication.
R Rachel
[angrily]
"Operation Catfish"? So, is everyone here an agent?! [to the priest] Are you an agent?! [the priest reveals a taser inside his book.] Son of a… Was the florist an agent? How about the photographer?! The woman who waxed my... At the spa? [slaps her arm again] Is Jojo an agent?
R Randall
Rachel, listen to me.
R Rachel
[fully angered]
I’M DONE LISTENING! [being hold back by the priest and another man] I AM DONE LISTENING!!
R Randall
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry. I really am. I am so sorry.
No. Hey, no! [pushes a man out of the way and chases after the agents, punching them one by one] Let him go!
R Randall
[handcuffs Tom]
Take it easy. It's not worth it.
[confronts Maddie]
Ah, ah, ah.
M Maddie
Sonic is not a threat. He's on our side.
He's an uncontrolled extraterrestrial. And your days of aiding and abetting him are over. [to his agents] Secure them in the hotel until the chopper arrives.
R Rachel
[still angrily]
Hold on, Major A-hole! This is still my day, and someone is gonna explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!
After the events in San Francisco, a global task force was created, devoted to protecting our planet from alien threats. That day, Guardian Units of Nations was born.
R Rachel
G-U-N. [puts her hands on her hips] Seriously?
M Maddie
Look, what about protecting our planet from Dr. Robotnik?
M Maddie
You're wrong. He's back. And you just hauled away the only ones who could stop him.
