Lee Majdoub movie quotes

View Quote Stone: Doctor, we have visitors.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Really? I thought I was having an anthropomorphic nightmare, where the only person I could trust in the world showed up with all my worst enemies, while I was in a bathrobe, playing congas on my big, fat belly!
Stone: Sorry, sir.
Sonic: I don't believe it. Eggman's alive?
Tails: And he's never looked... worse.
Ivo Robotnik: [chuckling] Well, maybe this is what "not giving a **** what you think I look like" looks like.
Stone: Sir, right now, we have an even bigger problem.
Ivo: Oh, come on...
Stone: There's an imposter out there, using your technology.
Ivo: [turning back to the monitor] "Imposter". That's impossi... What?! [recorded footage of the hacked egg drones plays on the monitor] No... My sweet, mechanized spawn! Whomever this party-pooping posse is looking for has stolen my persona, and the precious babies from my egg sac. Well, I'll soon "egg sac"-t my revenge. You see what I did there? [off Stone's laugh] It's time for the dramatic soap opera twist, where this Pablo reveals his Juan! [goes over to one of his devices, shoving trash out of the way.] By cross-referencing the precise coordinates of each drone's energy spikes, I can track my babies to the imposter's base of operations, right about… [points at a location] there.
Tails: Sonic, I hate to say it, but I think we're both after the same person.
Sonic: Hold on, hold on. You're not suggesting we team up with Doctor Ro-butt-stink, are you?
Knuckles: Perhaps the fox is right. It could be our only chance to find this mysterious, more impressive hedgehog.
Sonic: [groans] All right, Egghead, I hate to say it, but it looks like we're partners.
Ivo: On one condition. [holds out his hand, gesturing Sonic to give him something]
Sonic: [unfortunately knows what it is] Dude, you have serious issues. Ow! [plucks out one of his quills and begrudgingly gives it to Ivo. Ivo puts it to his tongue, and it shocks him with Chaos energy.]
Ivo: Let's… [grabs Stone, shouting in his face] …do this!

View Quote Knuckles: Just a dark, creepy hallway. Nothing to be afraid of. You hear that, ghost?! You don't frighten me! [a pipe blows steam behind, startling him.] Get… a… grip. [turns around to find Shadow right in front of him]
Shadow: Boo.
Knuckles: AAAH!
[Knuckles screams in fright. Meanwhile, with Tails and Stone...]
Stone: I'm just gonna come right out and say this... You're adorable.
Tails: Oh, um, thanks.
Stone: So, what's it like being Sonic's assistant? You have a daily routine? Paid time off? Benefits?
Tails: Oh, I'm not Sonic's assistant. We're teammates! He's the leader, Knuckles is the muscle, and I'm the gadget guy. We all have a role to play. That's what makes the team so special. That and the fact we're best friends.
Stone: ...you are?
Tails: Well, yeah, just like you and Eggman, right?
Stone: [stammering, nervously chuckling] Of course, yes! Me and the doctor, best of friends! [looks away, sadly] That's definitely what we are.
[Then they hear something suspicious, finding a rat, which scurries by. Behind them in the dark, Shadow floats down, his red eyes glowing in the dark. Stone and Tails turn around, and spot him, then scream]
Stone and Tails: AAAH!!!!

View Quote [Ivo noisily struggles in his changing room. Stone is startled but quickly regains his composure and continues to wait patiently until Ivo opens the door.]
Ivo: Tinker Tailor, I need room. Think Elvis, circa 1976.
Stone: But, sir, I don't have the proper materials.
Ivo: [rips off Stone's shirt] Found some! [hands it to Stone, shuts the door]
Stone: Resourceful.

View Quote [to Bennington] The Doctor thinks you're basic.

View Quote [Robotnik screams at Stone's sudden appearance]
Agent Stone: I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.
Robotnik: What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!

View Quote Dr. Robotnik: Are you in charge here?
Major Bennington: Yes, I am.
Robotnik: Nope!
Bennington: My–
Robotnik: Wrong!
Bennington: Name–
Robotnik: I'm in charge!
Bennington: [getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions] Is Major–
Robotnik: Me!
Bennington: Ben–
Robotnik: [whispers] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. [makes zipping noise] In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?
Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic.
Robotnik: I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. [glances back] Is he still looking at me funny?
Agent Stone: Yes, he is.
Robotnik: Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.
Agent Stone: If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–
Bennington: I'm not deaf.
Robotnik: And tell him his men report to me now, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.
Bennington: Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–
Robotnik: I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?
Bennington: Benning–
Robotnik: [loudly] Nobody cares! [mockingly sad] Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a 3rd-grade level! Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert: she dies in the end, but she leaves a big creepy egg sac. [as his drones emerge] Ah, my babies! [chuckles] Look what came out of my egg sac! You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming! They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water! [to Bennington] And you do what you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss, and watch my machines do your job.
[Bennington bedgrudgingly walks away]
Robotnik: Can you feel it, Stone?
Agent Stone: [smiling] I can feel it, doctor.
Robotnik: It's evolution, Stone. It's evolution!

View Quote [surprised by Robotnik's return to Earth] He’s back. HE’S BACK!!!