A scene from Soapdish 1991
Celeste Talbert

[Reading unrehearsed lines off the TelePrompTer] [as Maggie]

Dr. Randall, what a surprise! Are you having lunch here?

Jeffrey Anderson

[as Dr. Randall]

I will if it's that sample. Huh... I wish it was that simple.

Edmund Edwards

[offstage]

This guy never heard of contact lenses?

Jeffrey Anderson

The test results have come back.

Jeffrey Anderson

And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid... [pause] Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.

Burton White

What the hell?

David Barnes

[offstage]

Brain fever!

Edmund Edwards

[offstage, loudly]

Say it!

Celeste Talbert

Brain fever!

Jeffrey Anderson

[as Dr. Randall]

Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria... [they both goggle at the word] Kopfgeschlagen. At the current rate of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the...

Celeste Talbert

Literally explode?

Jeffrey Anderson

Exactly, within the next three houses.

Jeffrey Anderson

Yes, will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.

Celeste Talbert

Restaurant?

Jeffrey Anderson

Restaurant, yes.

Celeste Talbert

Her brain will actually explode?

Jeffrey Anderson

Yes, yes, I've, um, seen it happen. It's a dreadful, dreadful thug. Thing.

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