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Fiona But how will you kiss me?
Shrek What? That wasn't in the job description!
Donkey Maybe it's a perk!
Lord Farquaad What is that? Urgh, it's hideous!
Shrek Well that's not very nice. [looks at Donkey] It's just a donkey.
Donkey Whoa! Look at that! Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek That would be my home.
Donkey Oh, and it is LOVELY! Just BEAUTIFUL! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! [looks at boulder] I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
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