“Donkey: Whoa! Look at that! Who'd wanna live in a place like that?”

Donkey

Whoa! Look at that! Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek

That would be my home.

Donkey

Oh, and it is LOVELY! Just BEAUTIFUL! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! [looks at boulder] I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

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