SUCK MY ****, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!
Jackie Moon
Will Ferrell · 22 quotes
Dick Pepperfield
Andy Daly · 7 quotes
Lou Redwood
Will Arnett · 6 quotes
Monix
Woody Harrelson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dick Pepperfield & Lou Redwood (5), Jackie Moon & Monix (3), Jackie Moon & Dick Pepperfield (2)
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Page 2 of 3I think it's a pancake...
Oh come on now Jackie, that's been there a while, hasn't it?
Probably....
EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!
Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!
Get the funk outta my face. Get. The. Funk. Outta My Face.
GOD DAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN ****IN' ENGLISH!
GODDAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN ****IN' ENGLISH!
Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!
If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet.
In the anals of history, people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!
Let's get Tropical!
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!