Romy and Michele's High School Reunion quotes

24 total quotes

Heather Mooney
Michele Weinberger
Romy White

View Quote Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends anymore? I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago.

View Quote Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful! I'm coming! Okay, thanks, get off me now.

View Quote OK cowboy, I don't know what your trip is, but if this is some kind of a sick game. If you **** with me, in any way, I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Capice?

View Quote This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

View Quote Why are you tormenting me? Why don't you go **** a sheep, or your sister, or yourself? Braindead redneck asshole!

View Quote Why don't you tell everyone I said to go **** themselves for making my teen years a living hell?

View Quote You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge.

View Quote You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.

View Quote You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.