Why are you tormenting me? Why don't you go **** a sheep, or your sister, or yourself? Braindead redneck asshole!
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Michele Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
Romy Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.
Michele Did you lose weight?
Romy Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
Michele God, I wish I had your discipline.
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