Michele Remember the prom? You got so thin by then. Romy Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever. Michele Did you lose weight? Romy Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns. Michele God, I wish I had your discipline. Michele I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. Romy You're the Rhoda; you're the Jewish one.