Romy White Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful! I'm coming! Okay, thanks, get off me now.
Tied for most-quoted character in Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997): in 12 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Michele Weinberger (6), Heather Mooney (2), Christie (2)
Aw, look, poor thing - they won't let her shop. Yeah - like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
More lines from Romy White
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Romy White Have a "Romy and Michele" day!
Scenes with Romy White
8 scenes
Do you live with Michele Weinberger?
Romy Yeah.
I just figured she'd be married to Sandy by now.
Romy Sandy Frink?
Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by! Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?
Romy The Frink-a-zoid and Michele, I'm sure! Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school?
I did not have a thing! I did not have a thing, I did not have a thing! I was very much in love with him! Very much in love and there's a difference!
Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
Romy Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.
Did you lose weight?
Romy Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
God, I wish I had your discipline.
I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
Romy You're the Rhoda; you're the Jewish one.
So, Mi-chele! What are you up to?
Oh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its.
No offense, Michele, but how in the world did you think of Post-Its?
Uh...
Romy [looks across the room at Romy talking to Billy Christianson]
And I thought of them completely by myself. I mean, all Michele did was say: "What about making them yellow?"
Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin, and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns...out I was right.
Cheryl I don't believe it!
What?
Cheryl That!
Kelly They're ba-aaack!
Nice outfits. Post-it's must be really lucrative!
Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?
Romy Oh yeah, Michele. I am so sure!
Romy What the hell is your problem, Christie. Why are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie! We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying **** what you think!
Romy (Cheryl and Kelly laugh sarcastically)
Come on Michele.
Okay, and...yeah!
Unbelievable! They're as deluded about their lives as they are about those hideous clothes
Lisa Actually, Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All in all, I'd have to say they're really...not bad!
Well, we still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?
Lisa Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?
You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain ball-busting dried up career woman, I might mention, we're all happily married!
Lisa That's right, Christie...keep telling yourself that.
Romy Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
No. No one. Thank you.
Romy I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?
