Chief Inspector Dreyfus
[Dreyfus is being asked to deliver Clouseau's eulogy]
Me?
Police Commissioner You knew him intimately.
I hated him intimately!
Police Commissioner But you're the expert who's going to track down his murders!
I'm the expert who would love to- to kiss his murders, don't you understand?!
Police Commissioner Now, the PR people loved the angle.
Sacrilege! I won't do it.
Police Commissioner Politics!
No. I'm a good Catholic.
Police Commissioner So's the Chief's wife.
I don't care! [Hesitates] What's she got to do with it?
Police Commissioner She wrote the speech.