Simone Le Gree Now why do you suppose he wanted to have me killed?
Elementary. He wanted you dead.
Played by Dyan Cannon 
Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978) · 20 quotes
Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978) · 20 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978): in 6 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau (5), Philippe Douvier (2)
Scenes with Simone Le Gree
6 scenes Simone Le Gree Simone Le Gree That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...
Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.
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It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.
That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.
Who were those two men have tried to kill you last night?
Simone Legree Killers.
You keep talking about this Douvier.
Simone Legree Mm-hmm.
But Philippe, who is... who is-who is Philippe?
Simone Legree Philippe Douvier.
His son?
Simone Legree Whose son?
Douvier.
Simone Legree He has no son.
His brother, then?
Simone Legree His brother's name is Fred.
Then it has to be his father.
Simone Legree His father's dead.
Ah! Now we're getting somewhere. Then who killed him?
Simone Legree No one. He died of natural causes.
Then who is this Philippe?
Now I see why this building seems so familiar: Chief Inspector Dreyfus lives here! Wake up, Chief Inspector! No good. We must go to Hong Kong without him.
Simone Le Gree What do you mean, We? I can't go to Hong Kong; Douvier would shoot me on sight!
Not if he doesn't recognize you.
Simone Legree Hello, Phillippe.
Simone! What're you doing here?
Simone Legree O, nothing; just waiting for the fireworks to go off.
What fireworks?
Simone Legree The ones I just stuck into your pants!
