Chief Inspector Dreyfus
[Dreyfus is being asked to deliver Clouseau's eulogy]
Me?
Police Commissioner
You knew him intimately.
Chief Insp. Dreyfus
I hated him intimately!
Police Commissioner
But you're the expert who's going to track down his murders!
Chief Insp. Dreyfus
I'm the expert who would love to- to kiss his murders, don't you understand?!
Police Commissioner
Now, the PR people loved the angle.
Chief Insp. Dreyfus
Sacrilege! I won't do it.
Police Commissioner
Politics!
Chief Insp. Dreyfus
No. I'm a good Catholic.
Police Commissioner
So's the Chief's wife.
Chief Insp. Dreyfus
I don't care! [Hesitates] What's she got to do with it?
Police Commissioner
She wrote the speech.
