Theoretically, you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!
Donald Sinclair
John Cleese · 9 quotes
Randy Pear
Jon Lovitz · 9 quotes
Enrico Polinni
8 quotes
Duane Cody
Seth Green · 6 quotes
Six Racers
6 quotes
Blaine Cody
Vince Vieluf · 5 quotes
Owen Templeton
Cuba Gooding Jr. · 5 quotes
Vera Baker
Whoopi Goldberg · 5 quotes
Kimberly Pear
Jillian Marie Hubert · 3 quotes
Nick Schaffer
Breckin Meyer · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Duane Cody & Randy Pear (2), Duane Cody & Blaine Cody (2)
Rat Race quotes
Page 4 of 4They're always pissed honey.. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.
Vera Baker and Her biological daughter Merrill Jennings
We should've bought a squirrel.
What are you talking about, brother? I'm not giving up and neither are you. And neither am I! If we're not flying out of here, nobody's flying out of here!
You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield!
You haven't missed much, we're just cutting to the chase [Chuckles] "Cutting to the chase" [Laughs hysterically, then sees everyone else is silent] Eh, you'll all laugh later.
You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.