I can do anything I want, Owen. I'm eccentric. Rrrow.
Donald Sinclair
John Cleese · 9 quotes
Randy Pear
Jon Lovitz · 9 quotes
Enrico Polinni
8 quotes
Duane Cody
Seth Green · 6 quotes
Six Racers
6 quotes
Blaine Cody
Vince Vieluf · 5 quotes
Owen Templeton
Cuba Gooding Jr. · 5 quotes
Vera Baker
Whoopi Goldberg · 5 quotes
Kimberly Pear
Jillian Marie Hubert · 3 quotes
Nick Schaffer
Breckin Meyer · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Duane Cody & Randy Pear (2), Duane Cody & Blaine Cody (2)
Rat Race quotes
Page 3 of 4I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!
I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!
I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.
Is a race! I am winning, I am winning! [slows down and falls asleep standing up in the middle of the hotel lobby]
It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!
Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!
My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once.
Nick Schaffer and His love interest Tracy Faucet
Now, as you all know, the odds of winning the state lottery or a jackpot at one of our casinos are astronomical, I mean, millions-to-one; the average sensible person doesn't even bother. However, today you have the chance of playing a game where the odds of winning are one-in-six. One...in...six. That's one throw...[Tosses a dice onto the table] of the dice.
Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.
Oh good! A scam!!
Owen Templeton
The Cody Brothers: Duane & Blaine
The Pear Family: Randy, Bev (wife), Jason (son) & Kimberly (daughter)