Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And, and I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?
Most-quoted character in Punch-Drunk Love (2002): in 9 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Dean Trumbell (2)
I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me that's that before I beat the Hell from you.
More lines from Barry Egan
4 quotesI didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
I have so much strength inside of me. You have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say "That's that", Mattress Man.
I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
Scenes with Barry Egan
4 scenesI'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway.
Ah, this is our frequent flyer plan.
Yeah, it's hard to understand, because it says "in addition to", but I can't actually understand in addition to what because there's actually nothing to add it to.
I think that's a typo, then.
Okay, so just to clarify, I'm sorry, ten purchases of any of your Healthy Choice products equals 500 miles and with the coupon, the same purchases would value 1000 miles.
That's it.
Well, do you realize that the monetary value of this promotion and the prize is potentially worth more than the purchases?
I don't know.
All I want is her **** number! That should be a goddamn good enough for you now. Give me her **** NUMBER!
Okay.
You **** hear me?
Yes.
I'M SICK OF THIS **** SHIT!
Barry...
STOP **** treating me this way! Give me her **** number! I'll **** kill you! YOU WANT THAT?!
Listen to me. What's your name, Sir?! ANSWER ME!
What's your name, asshole?
I'm Barry Egan!
How do I know?! You could be anybody, ****wit!
You're a bad person. You have no right taking people's confidence in your service. You understand me, sir? You're sick!
No no, SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP! [Simultaneously]
You have no right to take people's trust. [Simultaneously]
SHUT UP! Will You- SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT, SHUT, SHUT, SHUT, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Now! Are you threatening me, dick?!
Why don't you--? You go **** yourself!
You-- Grrr... You... ****! Did you just say, "Go **** myself"?
Yes, I did.
That wasn't good! You're dead!
NOW GET THE **** OUT OF HERE, PERVERT!
DIDN'T I WARN YOU?!
That's that.








