Barry
All I want is her **** number! That should be a goddamn good enough for you now. Give me her **** NUMBER!
Okay.
Barry
You **** hear me?
Yes.
Barry
I'M SICK OF THIS **** SHIT!
Barry...
Barry
STOP **** treating me this way! Give me her **** number! I'll **** kill you! YOU WANT THAT?!
Barry
I'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway.
Ah, this is our frequent flyer plan.
Barry
Yeah, it's hard to understand, because it says "in addition to", but I can't actually understand in addition to what because there's actually nothing to add it to.
I think that's a typo, then.
Barry
Okay, so just to clarify, I'm sorry, ten purchases of any of your Healthy Choice products equals 500 miles and with the coupon, the same purchases would value 1000 miles.
That's it.
Barry
Well, do you realize that the monetary value of this promotion and the prize is potentially worth more than the purchases?
I don't know.
Barry
Listen to me. What's your name, Sir?! ANSWER ME!
Dean Trumbell
What's your name, asshole?
Barry
I'm Barry Egan!
Dean Trumbell
How do I know?! You could be anybody, ****wit!
Barry
You're a bad person. You have no right taking people's confidence in your service. You understand me, sir? You're sick!
Dean Trumbell
No no, SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP! [Simultaneously]
Barry
You have no right to take people's trust. [Simultaneously]
Dean Trumbell
SHUT UP! Will You- SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT, SHUT, SHUT, SHUT, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Now! Are you threatening me, dick?!
Barry
Why don't you--? You go **** yourself!
Dean Trumbell
You-- Grrr... You... ****! Did you just say, "Go **** myself"?
Barry
Yes, I did.
Dean Trumbell
That wasn't good! You're dead!
Dean Trumbell
**** you. You're a pervert. Think you can be a pervert and not pay for it?
Dean Trumbell
NOW GET THE **** OUT OF HERE, PERVERT!
Barry
DIDN'T I WARN YOU?!
Dean Trumbell
That's that.
So, here we go.
Barry Egan
I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
Barry Egan
I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me that's that before I beat the Hell from you.
Barry Egan
I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
Barry Egan
I have so much strength inside of me. You have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say "That's that", Mattress Man.
Barry Egan
Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And, and I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?