Producers, The (2005) quotes

100 total quotes

Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla

View Quote Judge: And who might you be, my dear?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Bloom.
Judge: You're HIS wife?
Ulla: He wouldn't do it unless we got married!
Judge: What a schmuck!

View Quote Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!

View Quote Leo: I'm a fountain?
Max: [yelling] Yes You're a Fountain!

View Quote I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building!

View Quote Leo: I'm very sorry I caught you feeling up the old lady.
Max: "Feeling up the old lady." Thank you Mr. Tact.

View Quote I shall have to think about it - I'll do it.

View Quote Roger: [singing] I'll sign! Roger Elizabeth De Bris! [Max and Leo look up confused, after just finding out the Hitler's middle name was also Elizabeth]

View Quote Leo, Max, Carmen Ghia, Roger De Bris: Break a leg!
[CRASH!]
Max: Franz, what happened?
Franz Liebkind: I broke my leg!

View Quote Quick darling, back in the closet!

View Quote [sung as Hitler] I was just a paper hanger
no one more obscurer.
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
told me I was FÃ¼hrer.
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
and conquered France.
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no mystery
if it's politics or history.
The thing you've got to know is
everything is showbiz!

View Quote [sung] I'm the German Ethel Merman don't cha know?!

View Quote And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay.

View Quote [With one leg already broken Franz Liebkind falls down the stairs]
Officer O'Rourke: [Calling down the stairs] What happened?
Franz Liebkind: I broke... the other leg!

View Quote Ulla: Remember when Ulla dance?
Max and Leo: Yes.
Ulla: Ulla dance again!
Max: Ulla dance again!!!

View Quote Leo: Max, I think we're getting in too deep.
Max: Too deep? This is nothing. I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep.