Producers, The (2005) quotes
100 total quotesMax Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla
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MY BLUE BLANKET! GIVE ME MY BLUE BLANKET!!
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[signing his name] Roger Elizabeth DeBris!
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Leo and Max: We can do it! We can do it!
Max: Every show I touch I doom!
Leo and Max: We were fated, To be mated, We're Bialystock and Bloom!
Max: Every show I touch I doom!
Leo and Max: We were fated, To be mated, We're Bialystock and Bloom!
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STOP the world I wanna get on!
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AQAP! [pause] As quick (kvick) as possible!
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I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!
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Leo: What's your name?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.
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Max: Whatta ya say, Bloom?
Leo: [sung] What do I say?
Finally a chance to be a Broadway producer!
What do I say?
Finally a chance to make my dreams come true, sir!
What do I say? What do I say?
Here's what I say to you, sir... I can't do it!
Leo: [sung] What do I say?
Finally a chance to be a Broadway producer!
What do I say?
Finally a chance to make my dreams come true, sir!
What do I say? What do I say?
Here's what I say to you, sir... I can't do it!
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Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-dokie!
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[When he answers the door] Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?
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Hold me touch me, where is hold me touch me...Hold me touch me, Hold me touch me... Kiss me feel me, Lick me bite me, Yank me spank me, Suck me fu... ah! Hold me touch me!
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(reading a play) As Gregor Samsa woke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant ****roach. (speaking) Nah, too good.
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Leo: [to Ulla] We might have a position for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.
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You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!
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Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.