Producers, The (2005) quotes

100 total quotes

Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla

View Quote I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

View Quote Ulla: Would you like Ulla make audition?
Leo: That won't be nece...
Max: Yes, it is nece! Extremely nece!

View Quote Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.

View Quote [sung] Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!

View Quote Why Bloom go so far camera right?

View Quote We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?

View Quote The FÃ¼hrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The FÃ¼hrer was BUTCH!

View Quote You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd serve you under my armpits every day.

View Quote Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!

View Quote [singing] Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!

View Quote Let's get out of here before they kill us.

View Quote [after seeing Franz perform at the auditions] THAT'S OUR HITLER!

View Quote Well, you know what they say: "smile and the world smiles with you". (to bust) This man should be in a straightjacket!

View Quote [holding play] Smell it. Touch it. Kiss it. Kiss it! It's the mother load...

View Quote I'll send you to the moon Thursday. I may even join you.