Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Other Guys (2010): in 3 of its 46 quotes
A line from Captain Gene Mauch (to the Bed Bath & Beyond staff)First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights... sorry, that's from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.
Captain Gene Mauch Listen, guys. I'm working two jobs. I'm working here, and I got another job at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Okay? I'm doing that just to put a kid through NYU so he can explore his bisexuality and become a deejay. Now the last thing I need is a ballistics report in the unit. I'm just gonna ask you guys. Please, come on. Really. Just think about it. Just be smart.
You're mad at us, huh, Gene?
Mauch First off, don't call me Gene. I'm your captain.
Mauch Guys, do you remember the "Be Smart" speech?
Sure.
Mauch All right. Well, What did you do? What'd you do about it?
The opposite. We were not smart, Captain Gene.
Mauch It's just "Captain." Just "Captain." It's not "Captain Gene." I don't have a kiddie show. That sounds creepy, "Captain Gene."
Ray Kroc
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Bill Blazejowski
Jack Butler
Johnny Dangerously
Hunt Stevenson
