“Listen, guys. I'm working two jobs. I'm working here, and I got...” – Captain Gene Mauch, The Other Guys ... Movie Quotes Database

Listen, guys. I'm working two jobs. I'm working here, and I got another job at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Okay? I'm doing that just to put a kid through NYU so he can explore his bisexuality and become a deejay. Now the last thing I need is a ballistics report in the unit. I'm just gonna ask you guys. Please, come on. Really. Just think about it. Just be smart.

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