“First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there's...” – Captain Gene Mauch, The Other Guys ... Movie Quotes Database

(to the Bed Bath & Beyond staff)

First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights... sorry, that's from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.

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