One Hundred and One Dalmatians 1961 quotes, page 3

46 quotes · 19 characters
One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) poster
Characters
Pongo Rod Taylor · 15 quotes
Cruella De Vil Betty Lou Gerson · 13 quotes
Jasper Badun J. Pat O'Malley · 13 quotes
Perdita 12 quotes
Anita Radcliffe Lisa Davis · 8 quotes
Jasper J. Pat O'Malley · 7 quotes
Horace Frederick Worlock · 6 quotes
Sergeant Tibbs David Frankham · 5 quotes
The Colonel J. Pat O'Malley · 5 quotes
Anita Lisa Davis · 4 quotes
Cadpig 4 quotes
Freckles Mary Wickes · 4 quotes
Lucky Mimi Gibson · 4 quotes
Patch Mickey Maga · 4 quotes
Penny Sandra Abbott · 4 quotes
Roger Ben Wright · 4 quotes
Rolly Barbara Beaird · 4 quotes
Pepper 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Pongo & Perdita (12), Cruella De Vil & Jasper Badun (5), Jasper & Horace (5)

One Hundred and One Dalmatians quotes

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Roger
[after counting the puppies]

101!'

Anita

101? My, where did they all come from?

Roger

Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol' rascal!

(Barking in the distance)

Sounds like a number. Three fives are 13.

Sgt. Tibbs

Um, ah, that's 15, sir.

15? Of course 15!

(More barking)

Yes, dot, spot, spot, spotted puddings... poodles... No, no, puddles!

Puddles, sir?

15 spotted puddles stolen, oh, balderdash!

Sgt. Tibbs

Better double-check it, Colonel.

Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, I suppose I better.

(The Colonel barks, then barking in the distance in response)

Two woofs, one yip and a woof.

Sgt. Tibbs

It sounds like puppies, sir.

Of course, puppies!

[An angry Cruella catches Jasper and Horace watching television]

I've got no time to argue. I tell you it's got to be done tonight. [switches off the TV] Do you understand? Tonight!

Horace

But they ain't big enough.

Jasper

You couldn't get half a dozen coats out of the whole kaboodle.

Tibbs
[spying]

Coats?! Dog-skin coats?

[breathes smoke at Jasper's face, and he coughs]

Then we'll settle for half a dozen! We can't wait. The police are everywhere! I want the job done tonight!

Horace

How are we gonna do it?

Any way you like: Poison them, drown them, bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?

Jasper

Not a drop.

Horace

And no ether... either.

Jasper
[bonks Horace on the head with his wine-bottle]

"Eye-ther"!

I don't care how you kill the little beasts, but DO IT! AND DO IT NOW!

Jasper

Aw, please, miss. Now have pity, will ya? Can't we see the rest of the show first?

Horace

We want to see "What's My Crime?"

[Jasper starts to drink from his bottle, but Cruella snatches it and throws it into the fireplace, where the ignited alcohol causes an explosion. The frightened puppies hide behind the furniture, and Cruella slaps both Jasper and Horace in the face.]

Now listen, you idiots! I'll be back first thing in the morning. And the job better be done or I'll... I'll... I'll call the police! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Horace
[She slams the door behind her, causing a chunk of the ceiling to come loose and fall on Horace's head.]

I think she means it, Jasper.

Jasper

Ah... we'll get on with it as soon as the show's over. [switches the TV back on]

Jasper
[As Roger and Anita take Pongo and Perdita for a walk]

There they go, Horace, me lad. Out for their evening constitutional. A lovely pair of turtledoves. Around the jolly corner, and off to the park.

Horace

Yeah, but I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.

Jasper

Ah, come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle!

Horace

Yes, but, uhm, I've been thinking--

Jasper
[grabs him angrily]

YOU'VE BEEN THINKING?! Now, look 'ere, Horace, I warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it.

[Cruella sees footprints on both sides of the snow]

Well, now, what have we here? So they thought they can outwit Cruella.

[She laughs, then honks her car horn four times]

Jasper! Horace!

[Honks her horn again as Jasper and Horace arrive and pull over next to Cruella's car]

Here's their tracks heading straight for the village.

Jasper

Blimey! Oh, it's them, alright.

Work your way through the south roads. I'll take the main road. See you in Dinsford!
[Cruella, Jasper and Horace split up into two different roads to Dinsford]

[Jasper calls Cruella on the phone]

Hello? Jasper! Jasper, you idiot! How dare you call here!

Jasper

But we don't want no more of this 'ere. We want our boodle. [as Horace tries to get his attention] We'll settle for half!

Not one schilling till the job's done.

Horace

Jasper! [shows him the morning newspaper]

Understand?

Horace

Jasper!

Jasper

It's here in the blinkin' paper, pictures and all!

Hang the papers! It'll be forgotten tomorrow.

Horace

I don't like it, Jasper. I don't--

Jasper

Ah, shaddup, you idiot!

WHAT?!

Jasper

Oh. Oh, no. Not you, miss. I mean Horace here!

Why, you imbecile! [slams down the phone]

[to Horace while closing in on the moving van]

See, nothing to it! I'll give 'em a bit of a nudge, AND SHOVE 'EM IN THE DITCH! [cackles]

Oi, look, Horace! Watch me pot His Lordship smack on the conk! [throws a dart, hitting a picture of a relative of Cruella right in the nose; laughs] How's that for callin' em, eh?!

Perdy, we'll take them home with us. All of them. Our pets would never turn them out.