101? My, where did they all come from?
Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol' rascal!
Most scenes together: Pongo & Perdita (12), Cruella De Vil & Jasper Badun (5), Jasper & Horace (5)
101? My, where did they all come from?
Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol' rascal!
Um, ah, that's 15, sir.
15? Of course 15!
Puddles, sir?
15 spotted puddles stolen, oh, balderdash!
Better double-check it, Colonel.
Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, I suppose I better.
Two woofs, one yip and a woof.
It sounds like puppies, sir.
Of course, puppies!
I've got no time to argue. I tell you it's got to be done tonight. [switches off the TV] Do you understand? Tonight!
But they ain't big enough.
You couldn't get half a dozen coats out of the whole kaboodle.
Then we'll settle for half a dozen! We can't wait. The police are everywhere! I want the job done tonight!
How are we gonna do it?
Any way you like: Poison them, drown them, bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?
Not a drop.
And no ether... either.
I don't care how you kill the little beasts, but DO IT! AND DO IT NOW!
Aw, please, miss. Now have pity, will ya? Can't we see the rest of the show first?
We want to see "What's My Crime?"
Now listen, you idiots! I'll be back first thing in the morning. And the job better be done or I'll... I'll... I'll call the police! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
I think she means it, Jasper.
Ah... we'll get on with it as soon as the show's over. [switches the TV back on]
There they go, Horace, me lad. Out for their evening constitutional. A lovely pair of turtledoves. Around the jolly corner, and off to the park.
Yeah, but I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.
Ah, come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle!
Yes, but, uhm, I've been thinking--
YOU'VE BEEN THINKING?! Now, look 'ere, Horace, I warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it.
Well, now, what have we here? So they thought they can outwit Cruella.
Here's their tracks heading straight for the village.
Blimey! Oh, it's them, alright.
Work your way through the south roads. I'll take the main road. See you in Dinsford!
[Cruella, Jasper and Horace split up into two different roads to Dinsford]
Hello? Jasper! Jasper, you idiot! How dare you call here!
But we don't want no more of this 'ere. We want our boodle. [as Horace tries to get his attention] We'll settle for half!
Not one schilling till the job's done.
Jasper! [shows him the morning newspaper]
Understand?
Jasper!
It's here in the blinkin' paper, pictures and all!
Hang the papers! It'll be forgotten tomorrow.
I don't like it, Jasper. I don't--
Ah, shaddup, you idiot!
WHAT?!
Oh. Oh, no. Not you, miss. I mean Horace here!
Why, you imbecile! [slams down the phone]
See, nothing to it! I'll give 'em a bit of a nudge, AND SHOVE 'EM IN THE DITCH! [cackles]
Ah, shaddup!
Blast this pen! BLAST THIS WRETCHED, WRETCHED PEN!
I'll skin every one of them little spotted hyenas if it's the last thing I do!
Oh, Cruella...
Oh, it'll bet at least three weeks. [chuckling] No rushing these things, you know?
Oi, look, Horace! Watch me pot His Lordship smack on the conk! [throws a dart, hitting a picture of a relative of Cruella right in the nose; laughs] How's that for callin' em, eh?!
Outta my way, ya barkin' haystack, or I'll knock your blinkin' block off!
Perdy, we'll take them home with us. All of them. Our pets would never turn them out.