Oh, Cruella...
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After 5:00 already? Fancy that. [puts on his trench coat and trilby hat] All right, Pongo. All right, boy. [As soon as Roger puts the leash on Pongo, he takes off, heaving Roger through the front door. The scene slides away to see them traveling quickly through Regent's Park.] Pongo, boy, take it easy! What’s all the hurry? Pongo, boy, slow down.
I was afraid we’d missed them. Perhaps they passed on by the park. Then, suddenly… I spotted them. It was a perfect situation if I planned it right. I couldn’t depend on Roger. I knew what he’d do. He’d settle on the grass, puff his pipe and that would be it. No, it was all up to me. Well. At first I had no particular plan, just anything to attract attention. You know, stir things up a bit. [goes ahead and grabs Roger's hat]
Pongo, you silly old thing! C’mon! C’mon, let’s have it, boy. Pongo! Pongo!
For a while, it seemed to work. At least they had seen one another. Things were going along first-rate. But, for some strange reason, they left!
But I wasn’t giving up. I was determined that somehow they just had to meet. [heaves Roger and forces him to meet Anita just in time]
Oh!
Ohhh!
I beg your pardon. Please excuse me.
I must say, what on earth! Oh, really. Good heavens.
Oh, dear!
Oh, oh.
Oh, my new spring suit and my new hat!
I’m terribly sorry. Please let me help you. I’m so sorry. I don’t know what’s come over him. I’m so sorry. He’s never acted this way before.
Please, just go away! You’ve done enough. Please?
Oh. Oh, I say. Here, take mine.
Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour and keep her in sickness and in health; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her so long as ye both shall live?
I will.
For the first six months and so… we lived in a small house near the park. A modest little place, but just right for two couples who were just starting out.
Perdita, darling, are you all right?
Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time. [licks Pongo on the face to reassure him, as a smile runs across his face]
Oh, that’s Nanny, a wonderful cook and housekeeper. She’s such a kind, understanding soul. You know, at times she seems almost canine.
Roger, dear, tea time. Tea time!
Be down in a minute. [comes out of his study, scatting and whistling to the lyrics of the song] Do you like my new song?
Such clever lyrics.
Melody first, my dear. And then, the lyrics, hmm?
[Roger and Anita rub noses and share a good laugh.]
Oh, Pongo… it’s her. It’s that devil woman.
Oh, must be Cruella, your dearly devoted old schoolmate. Cruella de Vil. That’s it! ♪Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil, If she doesn't scare you, No evil thing will... To see her is to, Take a sudden... chill! Cruella, Cruella de Vil. The curl of her lips, the ice in her stare. All innocent children had better beware. She's like a spider waiting, For the kill... Look out for Cruella de Vil!♪
Oh, Roger. Ohh! Roger, she’ll hear you! Let her in, Nanny.
How are you?
Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched! Where are they? Where are they? For heaven sakes, where are they?
Who, Cruella?
The puppies! The puppies. No time for games. Where are the little brutes?
It’ll be at least three weeks. No rushing these things.
Anita, you’re such a wit. Here, dog, here. Here, dog.
Cruella, isn’t that a new fur coat?
My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! Is there a woman in this wretched world who doesn’t?
Oh, I’d like a nice fur, but there are many other things…
Sweet, simple Anita. I know, I know! This horrid little house is your dream castle... [walks over to the coffee table and rudely sticks her cigarette in one of the cupcakes, ruining the frosting] And poor Roger is your bold and fearless Sir Galahad! [bursts out laughing]
Oh, Cruella...
Then, of course, you have your little spotted friends. Oh, yes, I must say, such perfectly beautiful coats.
Won’t you have some tea?
I’ve got to run. Let me know when the puppies arrive. You will, won’t you, dear?
Yes, Cruella.
Don’t forget, it’s a promise. See you in three weeks. Cheerio, darling. [shuts door]
Ohh!
♪At first you think, Cruella is the devil. But after time has worn, Away the shock... You come to realize, You've seen her kind of eyes, Watching you from underneath, A rock! This vampire bat, This inhuman beast, She ought to be locked up, And never released, The world was such, A wholesome place until, Cruella, Cruella de Vil!♪
That witch. That devil woman. She wants our puppies. That’s all she’s after.
Don’t worry, Perdy. They’re on to her. Nothing’s going to happen to our puppies.
But, what does she want with them? She can’t possibly love them. Oh, Pongo. I was so happy at first, but now I… [tears up] Oh, I… I wish we weren’t having any. [sobs]
There’s no one out tonight. I’m afraid it’s too cold.
We’ve got to keep trying, Perdy." [hears barking nearby] Perdy, we’re in luck! It’s the Great Dane at Hampstead. [barks in response, which angers Roger]
Pongo, quiet, boy! Do you wanna stir up the whole neighborhood? Come on, Pongo.
Perdy, come on, girl!
Let’s go, boy. Oh, Pongo, you old idiot! Come on, now! We’re going home! [angrily drags Pongo to bring him home]
What is it, Danny? Who’s on the telegraph?
It’s Pongo, Regents Park! It’s an all-dog alert.
What’s it all about? What's the word? Tell me, Danny! Tell me, tell me! Tell me!
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well, now… Hmm, that is something.
What, Danny? What’s something?
15 Dalmatian puppies, stolen!
Have they called the police? Scotland Yard?
The humans have tried everything. Now, it’s up to us dogs... and the Twilight Bark!
I’ll sound the alert! [barks so loudly and rapidly that he bounces like a jackhammer and grips on the column to prevent himself from falling off]
Woof! Woof!
Ah! [goes to a drainpipe and barks the message up through the drainpipe, where it reaches Prissy's apartment. As Prissy's owner uses her as a model for her new art project, Prissy runs to the window and barks in reply, until her owner yanks her back inside]
Prissy's owner: Prissy, come in here!
Coco's Owner: Coco! Be quiet now!
Aw, shut up! Quiet! [angrily shouting] WILL YOU BE QUIET?!
♪Is the devil, But after time has worn, Anyway the shock... You come to realize. You've seen her kind of eyes, Watching you from underneath, A rock! Cruella de Vil, Cruella de-♪
Roger, after all, that's your first big hit. It's made more money than we ever dreamed of.
Yes, I know. [walks over to their family portrait of Pongo and Perdita] I still can't believe that Pongo and Perdy would run away.
Here's a bit of Christmas cheer for you, If there's anything to be cheerful about. Oh, those dear little things. Sometimes at night I can hear them barking, but it always turns out I'm dreaming. [hears barking sounds and rushes to the front door and sees the Dalmatians happily galloping inside, in their true furs]
Roger, what on earth?!
They're Labradors!
Oh, no! They're covered with soot. [lovingly picks Lucky up] Look, here's Lucky!
Oh, Pongo, boy, is that you? Oh, Pongo, Pongo! Ho-ho! It's Pongo! [Pongo licks Roger's face]
And Perdy, oh, my darling! [snuggles with Perdita]
And Patch, and Rolly, and Penny, and Freckles! They're all here, the little dears!
It's a miracle!
Oh, Roger, what a wonderful Christmas present!
And, look! There's a whole lot more!
Look, Anita, puppies everywhere!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ho-ho!
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36 over here!
37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64!
65, 66, Roger.
67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74!
75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Twenty-one more.
Let's see now. That's 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100 and [after counting the puppies] 101 Dalmatians!
101 Dalmatians? My, where did they all come from?
Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol' rascal!
What'll we do with them?"
"We'll keep' em."
"In this little house?"
"We'll buy a big place in the country! We'll have a plantation; They call it We'll have a Dalmatian plantation!
Oh, Rog, that's truly an inspiration.
It'll be a sensation!
Okay, We'll have a Dalmatian plantation.
We'll have a Dalmatian plantation.
We'll have a Dalmatian plantation.
A Dalmatian plantation, I say. [sits at the piano and hits a few keys, hen plays and sings his new song] ♪We'll have a Dalmatian Plantation, Our own little place with a view. The peace and the quiet We'll identify it. As our little dream, that's come true! Imagine that rustic location. The hills and the evergreen trees. And meadows of clovers. To run on over. As free as the pine scented breeze. We'll snuggle close in the evening. In the glow of burning logs. And all night long. We'll hear the song of crickets and frogs. And there, we will grow and we'll prosper. And never again will we roam. Can't wait to begin our. Sweet living that's in our. Dalmatian Plantation home! We'll have a Dalmatian Plantation. Dalmatian Plantation, I say. Our life-long vacation. Complete resignation. To sweet relaxation and play. With all of our remuneration. Our station seems truly sublime. And that my vocation. I'll feel inspiration. With no obligation to time. I'll know we'll find consolation. In our new location, dear. And tails will wag. Within this aggregation, dear. With hearts full of pure jubilation. And no provocation to roam. [Rolly: I'm hungry, mother.] We'll spend life's duration. Among vegetation. Around our plantation home.♪
♪ Dalmatian Plantation home! ♪
[As the celebration continues inside Roger and Anita's flat, the camera cuts outside and zooms out to focus on the skyline of London, as all the other dogs howl to celebrate the Dalmatians' return and their pets turn on their lights across the city.]
