(Barking in the distance)

Sounds like a number. Three fives are 13.

Um, ah, that's 15, sir.

15? Of course 15!

(More barking)

Yes, dot, spot, spot, spotted puddings... poodles... No, no, puddles!

Puddles, sir?

15 spotted puddles stolen, oh, balderdash!

Better double-check it, Colonel.

Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, I suppose I better.

(The Colonel barks, then barking in the distance in response)

Two woofs, one yip and a woof.

It sounds like puppies, sir.

Of course, puppies!