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Not Another Teen Movie

Not Another Teen Movie quotes

19 total quotes

Austin
Malik
Mr. Briggs
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Priscilla
Reggie Ray




View Quote Amanda: Do you think I sleep with every pathetic guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.
View Quote Cheerleaders: We are the North Compton Wildcats / We're black, we know it / We shake our big booties and we show it / We ain't white / We ain't white / We definitely ain't white. Break it down, n**gas!
View Quote English Teacher: (after a student "farts" to say what he thinks about poetry, while several boys are looking into the girls' bathroom upstairs) Oh, is that amusing? Is that what your generation considers...humor? Shakespeare, Moliere, Oscar Wilde--these were humorists! The sublime poetic genius of a clever turn of phrase...that is true comedy! Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded, sophomoric excuse for wit...is merely a parade of nasty...filthy...vulgar...HUMAN EXCREMENT!!! (after several intermittent scenes of the girl defecating in the bathroom and the boys watching, they both fall through the ceiling, and the mess fits the teacher's description)
View Quote Girl at Party: Dude, you can't start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in.
View Quote Sports Announcer: Damn, those bitches represent!
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Cheerleader: You better bring it.
Priscilla: Oh, it's already been brought-en.
View Quote Catherine: I want you.
Jake: But, you're my sister.
Catherine: Only by blood.
Jake: [shoves Catherine off] What is wrong with this family?!
View Quote Janey: I have this dream of one day...just...hopping on a plane and going to Paris. There's an art school there...but I can't afford it. Unless there's some way of raising $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.
Jake: Oh my God, Janey, do you realize that my parents give a scholarship to a girl who can't get into art school every year?
Janey: [turns around, expectantly] Really? That's amazing!
Jake: Yeah! This year we gave it to Lupe Rodgriguez, the Mexican fingerpainter. I think you'd really like her work.
View Quote Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh...I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey: Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin.
View Quote Priscilla: I need some t-to-the-four-power-y.
Jake: What?
Priscilla: Some time to talk to you.
View Quote Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
View Quote come on outta there honey.. quit fartin' around
View Quote Damn, that shit is whack.
View Quote Good night, Pumpkin Tits.
View Quote I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy!