Amanda Do you think I sleep with every pathetic guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.
Jake
Chris Evans · 4 quotes
Malik
Deon Richmond · 3 quotes
Mr. Briggs
Randy Quaid · 3 quotes
Priscilla
Jaime Pressly · 3 quotes
Austin
Eric Christian Olsen · 2 quotes
Reggie Ray
Ron Lester · 1 quote
Not Another Teen Movie quotes
Page 1 of 2 Amanda
Cheerleaders
We are the North Compton Wildcats / We're black, we know it / We shake our big booties and we show it / We ain't white / We ain't white / We definitely ain't white. Break it down, n**gas!
English Teacher
(after a student "farts" to say what he thinks about poetry, while several boys are looking into the girls' bathroom upstairs)
Oh, is that amusing? Is that what your generation considers...humor? Shakespeare, Moliere, Oscar Wilde--these were humorists! The sublime poetic genius of a clever turn of phrase...that is true comedy! Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded, sophomoric excuse for wit...is merely a parade of nasty...filthy...vulgar...HUMAN EXCREMENT!!! (after several intermittent scenes of the girl defecating in the bathroom and the boys watching, they both fall through the ceiling, and the mess fits the teacher's description)
Girl at Party Dude, you can't start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in.
Sports Announcer
Damn, those bitches represent!
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Cheerleader: You better bring it.
Oh, it's already been brought-en.
Catherine I want you.
But, you're my sister.
Catherine Only by blood.
Janey I have this dream of one day...just...hopping on a plane and going to Paris. There's an art school there...but I can't afford it. Unless there's some way of raising $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.
Oh my God, Janey, do you realize that my parents give a scholarship to a girl who can't get into art school every year?
Janey [turns around, expectantly]
Really? That's amazing!
Yeah! This year we gave it to Lupe Rodgriguez, the Mexican fingerpainter. I think you'd really like her work.
Mitch EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Vernon Ok son you just bought yourself another!
Mitch Oh I'm shaking!
Vernon Ok that's another!
Mitch So...
Vernon Do you want me to keep going? Just say the word and I'll go...
Mitch GO!
Vernon Eeny, meeny, miney...?
Mitch Mo?
Vernon Your mother was a...?
Mitch Ho?
Vernon Who was the famous clown?
Mitch Bobo?
Ox [whispers]
Mitch, cut it out, stop.
Vernon That's another!
Ox But I was just....
Vernon Another!
Bruce Wait is that another one for Ox, or Mitch?
Vernon Another!
Bruce I confused.
Vernon Shut your hole, Wang Chung! I got y'all now, for rest of your lives, you're mine. If I have to come back in here again, [Holds up a sign of the horns and Mitch mouths along] I'm cracking skulls!
Hey, uhh...I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey Okay, bye, daddy.
Bye, Pumpkin.
I need some t-to-the-four-power-y.
What?
Some time to talk to you.
[Jake tries to serenade Janey Briggs at the football field to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got A Gun"]
Janey's got a gun. Janey Briggs got a gun..
Art student
[points to Janey]
She's got a gun! Janey's got a gun! [rest of her art class scatters while police are called in to subdue her]
Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
come on outta there honey.. quit fartin' around
Damn, that shit is whack.