Lloyd Christmas Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!
Most-quoted role: Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003), 11 quotes
Movies Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend.
Lloyd Christmas [after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry]
Harry, why are you covered in poo?
Chad [greeting girls at the pier]
Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples.
Chad [seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out]
Ha ha - that sucks. [Ryan shoves the box at him] No way! This sucks more!
It's Chloe!
Chad No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
I'm just gonna say "hi."
Chad You're not gonna say "hi."
No "hi"?
Chad No "hi."
I can't say...
Chad [shouts]
Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she dumped you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
You're right.
Chad Be strong.
You're right.
Chad Yeah.
Thank you.
Chad All right.
Chad [he gets distracted by girls in bikinis]
Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?
[Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]
Austin Looks like little miss run home to my daddy, ran home to her daddy.
Austin No man, maybe I'll hang around. Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T...P.