Catherine
I want you.
Jake But, you're my sister.
Catherine
Only by blood.
Jake [shoves Catherine off]
What is wrong with this family?!
Most-quoted character in Not Another Teen Movie (2001): in 4 of its 21 quotes
Scenes with Jake
4 scenes Jake Jake 
I need some t-to-the-four-power-y.
Jake What?
Some time to talk to you.
Janey
I have this dream of one day...just...hopping on a plane and going to Paris. There's an art school there...but I can't afford it. Unless there's some way of raising $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.
Jake Oh my God, Janey, do you realize that my parents give a scholarship to a girl who can't get into art school every year?
Janey
[turns around, expectantly]
Really? That's amazing!
Jake Yeah! This year we gave it to Lupe Rodgriguez, the Mexican fingerpainter. I think you'd really like her work.
Jake [Jake tries to serenade Janey Briggs at the football field to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got A Gun"]
Janey's got a gun. Janey Briggs got a gun..
Art student
[points to Janey]
She's got a gun! Janey's got a gun! [rest of her art class scatters while police are called in to subdue her]
