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Clark Russ, it's really great that I can spend time with you and... uh... uh... uh...
Rusty Audrey, Dad.
Clark We passed a God damn gas station every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!
Cowboy What an asshole.
Ellen I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna Clark, watch your language!
Clark Make that the second biggest.
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