“We passed a God damn gas station every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but...” – Clark, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

Clark

[In the middle of a desert. Clark is going crazy as he trots through the hills. Two men on horses watch him]

We passed a God damn gas station every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!

Cowboy

What an asshole.

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Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Cowboy Michael Talbott

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