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Clark We passed a God damn gas station every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!
Cowboy What an asshole.
Ellen I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna Clark, watch your language!
Clark Make that the second biggest.
Clark She can't weigh more than 100 pounds.
Ellen Oh, no. You can't just put her on the roof.
Audrey Yes, he can!
Clark You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something.
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