Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."
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"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."
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"How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"
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"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."
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"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
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"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."
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"Who would want to rent a chicken?"
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[After avenging her father's murder]
"Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement."
"Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement."
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"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."
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"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."
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"Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"
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"When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."
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"Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"
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"I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?"
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"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"