Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."
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"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."
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"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."
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"When you go invisible... you can feel it."
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"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"
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"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."
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"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."
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"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"
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"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."
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"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
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"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
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"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"
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"Let's do some CARNAGE!"
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"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."
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"Here comes Daddy!"