Most scenes together: Toula & Gus Portokalos (5), Toula & Nick (4), Toula & Ian (3)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding quotes
Page 3 of 3What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] ... That's okay. I make lamb.
I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. [serious] If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
Ma, you gonna make me swallow my tongue!
Nicko! Don't play with the food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!
Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.
Toula, there's two kinds of people: Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greeks.
Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?
Hello. Welcome to the Portokalos family and welcome the-the Miller family. I-I was thinking last night, um, the night before my-my daughter was gonna marry, uh, I-an Miller, that, um, you know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo", which is mean apple, there you go. As many of you know, our name Portokalos is come from the Greek word "portokali", which means orange. So, okay, here tonight we have, uh, apple and orange... we all different, but, in the end, we all fruit.
Welcome to my home. Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Over here, my brother Tommy, his wife Angie, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. And here, my brother George, his wife Freda, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, uh, Nikki, and I am Gus.
It is mistake to educate women but, nobody listen to me cause now we have a boyfriend in the house! Is he nice Greek boy? Oh no no Greek! No Greek xeno! Xeno with the long hair on top of his head!