Greek School Teacher Ο Νίκος έχει ένα κατσίκι. (Nikos has one goat.) Gus You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old! Toula My dad has been saying that to me since I was fifteen. Because nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone until the day we die. Gus Portokalos Where are you going? Toula Portokalos I'm taking a pottery class. Gus Portokalos Ah! The Greeks invented pottery.